Monday, December 26, 2005

The Ragman & Dottie Show: Coming Soon in 2006!

You can now listen to "The Ragman and Dottie Show" Archives at:

http://theragmananddottieshow.podomatic.com

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ragman-dottie-show/id1397285383

Coming the first week of 2006 be prepared for what some are saying is better than the second coming of Christ!!! Fuck YEAH, its The Ragman & Dottie Show!

Right now you are sitting there with your cock in your hand and wanking it to your favorite BANG BUS episode, and you are thinking "Who the fuck are Ragman & Dottie?". Well finish whipping up a batch and I'll tell ya.

Who is the Ragman & Dottie?

The Ragman is aka Eddie Weinbauer, Ragman use to be a typical all-american teenager, until he became overly obsessive with heavy metal superstar "Sammi Curr". Ragman's story was chronicled in the 1986 film "Trick or Treat", the movie was inspired by true events, but like any movie, it was just that a movie. Many liberties were taken with Eddie Weinbauer's story, and not that many people know what happened to the 'real' Ragman.

After the events depicted in the film, the Ragman was arrested and spent 20 years of his life in an institute for the criminally insane. You see no one believed Ragman's story.
(Who the fuck would believe a story about a teenager playing a record backwards and summoning a dead rockstar who goes around killing people & causing a shitload of property damage?)

The Ragman was released last week after 20 years of being ass fucked by the orderlies at an undisclosed facility in South Jersey. The first place Ragman stopped when he was released was "Jiggle's" a nice dirty strip joint. There Ragman met "Dottie" one of the best pole dancers in Jersey, all the strippers were jealous of her talent, because when she was a kid she took jazz ballet, and she could dance.

After a couple lap dances and several jack & cokes, Ragman told her his life story. Was it a coincidence or fate? But, Dottie was a huge fan of the film "Trick or Treat" and promised Ragman she would show him a good time. So, Dottie took him back to her apartment. There Ragman stumbled into her huge VHS 80's movie collection and watched a marathon of films. What was suppose to be one crazy night of 80's movies, tequila, bonghits, & blow, turned into several days, and that's when Ragman got an idea to start his own 80's movie review show. Dottie thought that was an awesome idea and wanted to be his co-host and told Ragman he should start a podcast.
(Dottie was already technically savy, as she had her own webcam site to make some extra money between the stripping & hooking)
So the idea was born:

The Ragman & Dottie Show: 80's Movie Haven - The Ultimate Podcast

Synopsis:

A roundtable forum discussion of classic ‘80’s cinema. Hosted by the “Ragman” and co-host “Dottie”, they summarize the film, discuss it, talk about trivia, and answer mail from listeners.

All genres of films will be covered & occasionally there will be a specialty show topics like "Movies that wish they that were made in the 80's" or "Top 10 Movie Montages from the '80's"

Episodes coming in 2006:

The first three episode will cover the "Karate Kid Trilogy", it was so hard to pick the first film, but due to the recent death of Pat Morita RIP, we felt it was timely to make Karate Kid the first podcast.

Other Episodes planned for 2006:

  • The Legend of Billie Jean
  • My Science Project
  • Goonies
  • Labyrinth - starring David Bowie's non-existant codpiece.
  • LEGEND
  • Clue
  • Real Genius
  • The Last Starfighter
  • Corey Haim & Corey Feldman Month - License to Drive, Lost Boys, etc.
  • Neverending Story
  • River's Edge
  • Trick or Treat - Halloween Special
  • Santa Claus the movie - Christmas Special
  • Summer School
  • Weird Science
  • The Wraith
  • Hard Rock Zombies